Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Friends are our chosen family.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.