Funny Quotes / Friends

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.