Funny Quotes / Friends

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friends are our chosen family.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.