Funny Quotes / Friends

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Friendship is the key to everything