Funny Quotes / Friends

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।