Funny Quotes / Friends

Happiness is having crazy friends.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Our craziness made us best friends.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.