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Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.
A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.
Happiness is having crazy friends.
Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.
दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।
शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।
कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।
जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।
Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.
Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.
Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.
Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.
बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।
Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.
I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.
Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.
You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.
I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.
Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.
A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.
Friendship is being equally annoying.
We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.
Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.
I like you because you join in all my weirdness.
There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.
Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.
Best friends are those who greet with an insult.