Funny Quotes / Friends

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.