Funny Quotes / Friends

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.