Funny Quotes / Friends

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

All the best people are crazy.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.