Funny Quotes / Friends

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.