Funny Quotes / Friends

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.