Funny Quotes / Friends

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.