Funny Quotes / Friends

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.