Funny Quotes / Friends

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.