Funny Quotes / Friends

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

All the best people are crazy.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.