Funny Quotes / Friends

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad