Funny Quotes / Friends

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Friends are our chosen family.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.