Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Friendship is the key to everything

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Happiness is having crazy friends.