Funny Quotes / Friends

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Friends are our chosen family.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.