Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।