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मेरा तो एक ही उसूल है प्यार हद से ज्यादा और नफ़रत उससे भी ज्यादा

Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Friendship is the key to everything

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.