Funny Quotes / Friends

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।