Funny Quotes / Friends

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Friends are our chosen family.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

All the best people are crazy.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.