Funny Quotes / Friends

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।