Funny Quotes / Friends

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Friendship is the key to everything

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.