Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Our craziness made us best friends.