Funny Quotes / Friends

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

All the best people are crazy.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Our craziness made us best friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.