Funny Quotes / Friends

Happiness is having crazy friends.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Our craziness made us best friends.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Friends are our chosen family.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.