Funny Quotes / Friends

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.