Funny Quotes / Friends

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Friendship is the key to everything

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Friendship is being equally annoying.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

All the best people are crazy.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad