Funny Quotes / Friends

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.