Funny Quotes / Friends

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Friends are our chosen family.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

All the best people are crazy.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।