Funny Quotes / Friends

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

All the best people are crazy.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.