Funny Quotes / Friends

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.