Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Friendship is the key to everything

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।