Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Friends are our chosen family.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.