Funny Quotes / Friends

All the best people are crazy.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Friendship is the key to everything

Happiness is having crazy friends.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.