Funny Quotes / Friends

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

All the best people are crazy.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.