Funny Quotes / Friends

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.