Funny Quotes / Friends

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Friendship is the key to everything

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Friends are our chosen family.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.