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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

All the best people are crazy.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.