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Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.
हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।
Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.
Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.
My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.
Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.
Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.
When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.
Happiness is doing weird things with friends.
Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.
A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad
A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.
A true friend stabs you in the front.
Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.
Friendship is the key to everything
If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.
Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.
You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.
I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.
You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.
You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!
Our craziness made us best friends.
You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.
दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।
सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।
Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.
Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.
दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।
Every tall girl needs a short best friend.
You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.