Funny Quotes / Friends

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.