Funny Quotes / Friends

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.