Funny Quotes / Friends

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.