Funny Quotes / Friends

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Friendship is the key to everything

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Our craziness made us best friends.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.