Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

All the best people are crazy.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.