Funny Quotes / Friends

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.