मुझको क्या डराओगे मौत से मैं तो पैदा ही क़ातिलों की गली में हुआ हूँ। 😠
Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
Every tall girl needs a short best friend.
Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.
It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.
If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.
The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.
If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.
You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.
Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.
कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।
If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.
You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.
Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.
All the best people are crazy.
पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।
I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.
दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।
Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.
दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।
Happiness is having crazy friends.
Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.
My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.
You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.
आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।
The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.
Friends are our chosen family.
When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.
Our craziness made us best friends.
I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.